Data: “My name, it is pronounced data” [day-ta]
Pulaski: “oh?”
Data: “You called me ‘data'” [da-ta]

haha what’s the difference
Data: “One is my name, the other is not.”
Pulaski: “Is this possible? With all your neural nets, algorithms, and heuristics is there some combination of circuits that makes up for bruised feelings?”